A man walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia.
Librarian: “They’re right behind you!”
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A man walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia.
Librarian: “They’re right behind you!”
A man walks into a library and says, “Have you got the book, ‘How To Suck Yourself Off’?”
The librarian says, “It’s over there; the one with the broken spine.”
I’m constantly having to separate fact from fiction.
I hate being a librarian.
I went into the local library and asked if they had any books on the Titanic.
“Oh yes, quite a few”, the Librarian said.
“Sorry to hear that”, I replied. “They’ll all be ruined by now”.