How To Suck Yourself Off

A man walks into a library and says, “Have you got the book, ‘How To Suck Yourself Off’?”

The librarian says, “It’s over there; the one with the broken spine.”

Books On The Titanic

I went into the local library and asked if they had any books on the Titanic.

“Oh yes, quite a few”, the Librarian said.

“Sorry to hear that”, I replied. “They’ll all be ruined by now”.