the age of puberty

It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys.

Girls develop tits around the age of thirteen…

…boys develop them around the age of forty.

First Look

The first thing a man looks at in a woman is her heart.

The fact that her boobs are in front of it is not men’s fault.

The Female Brain Cell

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which by mistake happened to end up in a man’s head.

She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

“Hello?” she cried, but no answer.

“Is there anyone here?” she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled: “HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE..?”

Then she heard a voice from far, far, far away: “Hellooooo, we’re down here.”