What did the marine say when he walked into a bar in California?
“Free shots for everyone”
Murder
YouTube internship
Looking back, I’m glad I didn’t get that YouTube internship.
I really dodged a bullet
11.34
11.34: Sherlock Holmes arrived at the crime scene
11.34: Examined body. Signs of a struggle
11.34: Found murder weapon in the drain
11.34: Realised watch was broken.
It Was Worth It
After my wife died I couldn’t look at a woman for twenty years. …
But when I got out of prison it was totally worth it.