Rihanna’s IQ is 117.
Can you beat that?
Chris Brown can!
Music
Bermuda philharmonic orchestra
I’ve just been to a concert put on by the Bermuda philharmonic orchestra.
Half way through, the guy on the triangle disappeared.
For all those that got bad results in their A levels
For all those that got bad results in their A levels.
Providing you’re able to press the play and stop button on a CD player with good timing, you could always become a world famous DJ.
One direction
My son recently admitted to me that, on returning home from a One Direction concert, he’d been stopped by another fan who offered him some cocaine in return for a blowjob.
Being rather curious about drugs, he accepted. He rather liked the buzz he got off cocaine, so agreed to go home with this guy and give a few more blowjobs to various men in return for some more cocaine – he also did a few more “jobs” that he didn’t go into details about, again, in return for drugs.
Needless to say, I was furious and totally ashamed. I packed his bags and threw him out. I mean, what would the neighbours think? MY son – going to a fcuking One Direction concert?