Oscar Pistorious was asked what the most difficult time of his trial was..
He replied “Right at the start. when the judge said “all rise”.
Oscar Pistorius
Quickest Way
What’s the quickest way to turn a blonde into a redhead?
Ask Oscar Pistorius
my grass has grown
“Fucking hell, I’ve only been in prison a short while and look how much my grass has grown.”
“Stop dicking around, Oscar, put your legs back on.”
If only Oscar Pistorius had been on board
150 people died on a Germanwings flight because some selfish little cunt wouldn’t open a door.
If only Oscar Pistorius had been on board.