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Oscar Pistorius

All Rise

by Anonymous

Oscar Pistorious was asked what the most difficult time of his trial was..

He replied “Right at the start. when the judge said “all rise”.

Categories Celebrity Jokes Tags Oscar Pistorius

Quickest Way

by seaangler

What’s the quickest way to turn a blonde into a redhead?
Ask Oscar Pistorius

Categories Crime Jokes Tags Murder, Oscar Pistorius

my grass has grown

by Anonymous

“Fucking hell, I’ve only been in prison a short while and look how much my grass has grown.”

“Stop dicking around, Oscar, put your legs back on.”

Categories Celebrity Jokes Tags Oscar Pistorius

If only Oscar Pistorius had been on board

by Anonymous

150 people died on a Germanwings flight because some selfish little cunt wouldn’t open a door.

If only Oscar Pistorius had been on board.

Categories Celebrity Jokes, In the News Jokes Tags Oscar Pistorius
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