Thanks to Pistorious, all the South African Public bathroom doors have had the “Vacant / Engaged” signs changed to “Shoot / Don’t Shoot”
Oscar Pistorius
That’s very disturbing news
So, it looks like Oscar Pistorius is going to get away with murder.
That’s very disturbing news…
For my wife, who’s just gone for a piss.
Funny Oscar Pistorius Jokes, Statuses & Tweets
- And to think, they once told Oscar Pistorius he’d never walk.
- So, it looks like Oscar Pistorius is going to get away with murder. That’s very disturbing news… For my wife, who’s just gone for a piss.
- What does England and Oscar Pistorius have in common? Looks like both will get away Scot free.
- Thanks to the Pistorius verdict, millions of South African women are shitting themselves…. …instead of using a toilet.
- Apparently it’s ok to shoot someone who’s unarmed if you’re unlegged
- Thanks to Pistorius, all the South African Public bathroom doors have had the “Vacant / Engaged” signs changed to “Shoot / Don’t Shoot”
- Oscar Pistorius brings a whole new meaning to taking your missus out on Valentine’s Day.
- This Valentines Day I hope you got shot by Cupid and not a legless Olympic sprinter.
- Nike has to stop it with this “Just do it”. First it was Tiger Woods. Then Lance Armstrong. And now Oscar Pistorius.
- Lance Armstrong, Oscar Pistorius, Tiger Woods all sponsored by Nike. Perhaps they should change there slogan to “Don’t do it!”
- If Lance Armstrong and Oscar Pistorius have taught us anything, it’s don’t trust athletes with missing body parts