Queensland Police are on a recruitment drive to find more Women Police Officers. …
Apparently, the reason there are so few women on the Police force is they just can’t seem to grasp the concept of “The right to remain silent!”
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Queensland Police are on a recruitment drive to find more Women Police Officers. …
Apparently, the reason there are so few women on the Police force is they just can’t seem to grasp the concept of “The right to remain silent!”
The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ”I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, giving the guy in front of you the finger and cursing at him.
I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the ‘Choose Life’ licence plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday-School’ bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally ……
I assumed you had stolen the car.”
Why do police officers wear blue?
Because the black uniforms led to too much friendly fire.
What has an American police officer and Ronnie O’Sullivan got in common?
Average shot time is only sixteen seconds. Less on the black.