My mate lives in an area so posh the people with Tourette’s run round the streets shouting, “Fornicate! Fornicate!”
My mate asked me to stop singing “I’m a believer”, I was sure she was joking…..but then I saw her face.
I hate people that stop me and ask for directions. I tell them where to go.
Two bits of vomit were driving in a car when one started to get upset. The other bit of vomit said what’s up with u. He said I was brought up round here