Seeing as it’s Valentine’s Day I popped the question this morning to my girlfriend
“So you gunna take it up the arse or what then ?”
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Seeing as it’s Valentine’s Day I popped the question this morning to my girlfriend
“So you gunna take it up the arse or what then ?”
Bob was in trouble. He forgot it was Valentine’s Day. His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from zero to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!” …
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The next morning he got up early and left for work. …
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When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Uh ….. Bob has been missing since Friday.
“It will soon be vaseline day,” said my son.
“Don’t you mean Valentines day?” I replied.
“I know what I mean, ” he answered, “by the way, I need to have a talk with you and mum. “