Office Timings

My boss called me into his office this morning and showed me a piece of paper. He said, “Monday you turned up at 9:13am, Tuesday you turned up at 9:09am and Wednesday you rolled in at 9:20am, this is not acceptable.” “Sorry,” I replied, “But at least I was in at 8:57am this morning.” “Dave, … Read more

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By in Office Jokes 5 mins ago

Gorillas And Pink Elephants

My daughter came home from school yesterday carrying a child’s artwork… “Look what I made daddy,” she said, “We were supposed to draw a scene from inside our house.” I looked at it and said, “That’s nice sweetheart, but when have you seen a gorilla and a pink elephant standing under a waterfall in this … Read more

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