If someone told me 20 years ago that I’d someday be playing with my phone in the bathroom more than my penis I would have laughed in their face.
Upon entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a sign reading, “Danger! Beware of Dog” posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register.
He asked the store manager, “Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?”
“Yep, that’s him,” he replied. The stranger couldn’t help but be amused. “That certainly doesn’t look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?”
“Because,” the owner replied, “before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.”
I proposed to my girlfriend yesterday. But my family are all against it, they think it’s wrong and this should never be allowed to happen.
Especially my wife.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.