My ability to speak a bit of Latin is always at the top of my Curriculum Vitae.
Two rabbis – one Reformed and the other Orthodox – were discussing their respective congregations one day.
The Reformed rabbi asked the Orthodox leader?
“Why don’t you let the men and women of your congregation sit together, as they do in my temple?”
The Orthodox rabbi – known for his sense of humor – replied, “If you want to know the truth, I don’t really mind them sitting together at all.
But, you see, my sermons aren’t that interesting and I just can’t have them sleeping together”.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I fucked your sister,
Who was better than you.
A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party.
He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover.