Grandma’s Pillow Talk

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but his wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.” Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. … Read more

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By in Old Age Jokes 17 hours ago

Golf Balls

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said: ‘Its golf balls’. Nevertheless, the blond continued to look … Read more

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By in Blonde Jokes 17 hours ago

Pilot Training for Idiots

1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. 2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again. 3. Flying isn’t dangerous. Crashing is what’s dangerous. 4. … Read more

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By in Profession Jokes 17 hours ago

A = L x W

Parking a single car doesn’t require much space… … … But parking 200 cars, now that requires a lot.

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By in Wordplay / Puns 17 hours ago