What do prison and the Caps Lock button have in common? They both turn “o” into an “O.”
A man is walking home one foggy night, When behind him he hears: Thump… Thump… Thump… He looks back, but the source of the sound is obscured by the fog. He continues walking. Thump… Thump… Thump… He begins to walk faster, and looks back over his shoulder as he hurries along. He sees the faint … Read more
I rode to the liquor store yesterday on my bicycle… I bought a bottle of Rum and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave I thought for a moment, if I fell off the bicycle the bottle would fall out of the basket and break. To avoid that, I drank … Read more
My grandad always said ‘don’t believe everything you hear’… It was great advice. Or was it?
My girlfriend was really hurt & upset when she found out I swing both ways. She couldn’t block both punches.