A man who worked in a chocolate shop

I said to my wife last night, “Can you imagine, being with a man who worked in a chocolate shop, who had chocolate on him at all times, but never let you have any, just because he didn’t like it?”

“That would be awful.” She replied, “Totally selfish behaviour.”

“Exactly, any chance of sex tonight?”

 

Lesbian at the Gynecologist

A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvic examination. She puts on the paper gown and awaits him to come into the exam room. He instructs her to get up onto the table and place her feet in the stirrups.

As he is examining her she hears him saying “mmmm… mmmhmmm”. He completes the examination, instructs her to dress and then meet him in his office when she is done.

In his office she asks him if there was anything unusual that he observed during the exam because she could not help but hear his non-verbal comments.

“Oh, that” he says.” I was just admiring you. You have the cleanest vaginal area that I have ever seen in all my years of practice.”

The young woman proudly smiled and replied, “Why thank you! I have a woman come clean it twice a week!”