Restaurant Signboard

A signboard outside a restaurant read “eat as much as you can, your grand children will pay the bill”… A man entered the restaurant and ate as much as he could, got a toothpick and was relaxing when the waiter gave him the bill. He laughed and pointed to the signboard, don’t you see, “my grandchildren will pay” The waiter replied, “This is not your bill, it’s your grandfather’s bill”.

Santa Isn’t Real

It was one of the best moments of married life when my son finally found out Father Christmas wasn’t real.

I overheard him telling his sister in her bedroom, “It’s actually our parents who do it!”

My daughter said, “But I can’t believe dad would do that?!”

Then he said these beautiful words and earned himself that new bike:

“It’s not dad, it can’t be. Mum’s the only one fat enough, with a beard.”