3 men are standing outside a brothel. One has $10,one has $20 & one has $30.
So they decide to go in one at a time and then tell the other two what they got for their money when they come out.
The one with $10 goes in first and comes out 10 minutes later with a big smile on his face.
“Well?” ask the others excitedly.
“A red-head put a pineapple ring on my cock, and ate it off in a very sensual way, it was well worth a tenner” he says.
So the one with $20 goes in, and comes out 15 minutes later, grinning from ear to ear.
“Well?” the others ask.
“This brunette put 2 pineapple rings on my cock, and very slowly & sexually nibbled them off, it was wonderful” he said.
The one with $30 can’t wait, and rushes in. 20 minutes later, he comes out in floods of tears.
“What’s happened?” ask the other two.
“Well,” he says, “this blonde put 3 pineapple rings on my cock, then a layer of custard, topped it with a layer of cream, sprinkled 100’s of topping over it, and put a cherry on top.”
“So why the fcuk are you crying?” they asked.
He replied, “‘cos it looked that fcuking good, I slid it off, and ate it MYSELF!”