Best Alcoholic Jokes

20 Best Alcoholic Jokes about alcoholics anonymous  and Drunks

  1. alcoholic jokesWhat’s the difference between a G-Spot and a bottle of Jack Daniels?
    A guy will actually SEARCH for a bottle of Jack Daniels.
  2. What did the man with slab of asphalt under his arm order?
    A beer please, and one for the road.”
  3. You know what’s fun about being sober?
    Nothing.
  4. Why did Mexicans create tequila?
    So ugly people would have a chance at having sex!
  5. How do you know a man is really really gay?
    When he’s nursing a Bacardi Breezer!
  6. What do you say when you’re gonna drunk dial someone?
    Al-cohol you
  7. A bee goes into a bar, It comes out 2 hours later buzzing
  8. Alcohol doesn’t turn people into somebody they’re not. It just makes them forget to hide that part of themselves.
  9. Life and beer are very similar …..chill for best results.
  10. I’m not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one.
  11. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
  12. If you drink too much alcohol you are an alcoholic. If you drink too much Fanta, does that make you Fantastic?
  13. I’m not an alcoholic alcoholics go to meetings, I’m a drunk, we go to parties.
  14. Alcohol doesn’t make you fat… it makes you Lean…… on tables, chairs & random people.
  15. My body is not a temple…..it’s a distillery with legs.
  16. You say alcoholic, I’ll say alcohol enthusiast
  17. Take me drunk I’m home.
  18. Anyone who says that alcohol is a depressant isn’t drinking enough of it.
  19. When life hands you lemons, find someone with tequila and salt!
  20. Dont drink and drive, it will spill everywhere