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20 Best Alcoholic Jokes about alcoholics anonymous and Drunks
- What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a bottle of Jack Daniels?
A guy will actually SEARCH for a bottle of Jack Daniels.
- What did the man with slab of asphalt under his arm order?
A beer please, and one for the road.”
- You know what’s fun about being sober?
- Why did Mexicans create tequila?
So ugly people would have a chance at having sex!
- How do you know a man is really really gay?
When he’s nursing a Bacardi Breezer!
- What do you say when you’re gonna drunk dial someone?
- A bee goes into a bar, It comes out 2 hours later buzzing
- Alcohol doesn’t turn people into somebody they’re not. It just makes them forget to hide that part of themselves.
- Life and beer are very similar …..chill for best results.
- I’m not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- If you drink too much alcohol you are an alcoholic. If you drink too much Fanta, does that make you Fantastic?
- I’m not an alcoholic alcoholics go to meetings, I’m a drunk, we go to parties.
- Alcohol doesn’t make you fat… it makes you Lean…… on tables, chairs & random people.
- My body is not a temple…..it’s a distillery with legs.
- You say alcoholic, I’ll say alcohol enthusiast
- Take me drunk I’m home.
- Anyone who says that alcohol is a depressant isn’t drinking enough of it.
- When life hands you lemons, find someone with tequila and salt!
- Dont drink and drive, it will spill everywhere