Horse walks into a bar and gets himself a pint. A donkey is sitting beside him and says “you’re a big lad, did you ever win anything?”.
The horse turns round and says “yeah, I won the Derby on the flat and the Grand National on the jumps”. The donkey, thinking “fuck, how can I match that, that’s impressive”, goes to his phone and gets up a picture of a zebra.
He shows it to the horse who responds “what the fuck is that?”. The donkey replies “That’s when I used to play for Juventus”.