blue ringed octopusses

Dear sir I have just opened my new octopus aquarium and wonder is it possible for you to send me two, blue ringed octopusses for our exhibit. “Hmm not right that” .. Dear sir please could you send me two blue ringed octopi . “no still doesn’t seem right” . Dear sir Please could you send me a blue ringed octopus, many thanks . P.s could you send another one as well.

I have a joke for you

I called my friend just now and said, “I have a joke for you.”

Friend: “Ok shoot”

Me: “What has a tiny penis and hangs down?”

Friend: “I dunno what?”

Me: A bat.. now what has an enormous penis and hangs up?

Friend: I dunno what?