I was driving my soon to be hot blonde girlfriend down the highway to victoria yesterday. She looked at the car beside us and said they must be from a foreign country. I looked at the plates and it said beautiful british columbia.
I played along and said why do u think theyre from foreign country. She said well the little boys in the back seat are writing in the window and it says: STIT RUOY SU WOHS.
Later that night we were in the hotel room and she said her boobs are so small and she wanted to get a boob job. So I said my hands are so small. U should give me a hand job