Daughter: Mom, I have a new boyfriend, our neighbor Joe. Mom: But he could be your father! Daughter: Age is not that important to me. Mom: That’s not what I was talking about…
I was having sex with a friends wife, the phone rang. I heard it was her husband. I freaked & started getting dressed. … She hung up, told me not to worry. He told her he was gonna be late, he was out drinking with me.
What’s worse than your wife cheating on you with your brother? Your wife cheating on you with her brother.
A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist’s office and says, “Doctor, I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday I broke that trust and had an affair! I was in a gangbang with 3 men all hung like horses, and at one point all 3 of my holes were penetrated. The … Read more
Since splitting up with my girlfriend, I’ve been feeling pretty lonely at times. Last night it came to a head, lying naked and horny in bed I did something I haven’t needed to do for quite a long time. I rolled over and cuddled the wife.