Jedi Mind Tricks…….. For when you’ve met that fit bird but have run out of Rohypnol
Introducing my girlfriend to my family . ME : This is my girlfriend Diana Diana : hi Wife : what the fuck?
They asked Prince Philip and the Queen if they were upset at all that Harry is going to marry a black woman. They replied, “We don’t give a fuck, we’re not even related to the kid.”
Jack goes to his buddy Bob and says … “I’m sleeping with the priest’s wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?” The friend doesn’t like it but being a buddy, he agrees. After mass, Bob starts talking to the priest, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just … Read more
My girlfriend says she doesn’t trust me. I guess that’s just one more thing she has in common with my wife.