Paddy Frees a Genie

Paddy frees a genie Happy to be released from his confinement, the genie grants Paddy three wishes. The Irishman thinks about it, and says “I want me a pint of Guinness that is never empty.” So POOF! a pint appears, filled to the rim with the rich brown drink. The man drinks it down, and … Read more

Good Decision

I rode to the liquor store yesterday on my bicycle… I bought a bottle of Rum and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave I thought for a moment, if I fell off the bicycle the bottle would fall out of the basket and break. To avoid that, I drank … Read more