My friend’s dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog. … … She was furious. She said, “what am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Where does a horse go when it gets sick? A horse-pital! Haha just kidding, they get shot.
A horse is sitting at home, watching MTV… He’s watching a heavy metal music video, and the guitarist plays an amazing solo. The horse says “that looks amazing, I want to do that!” The horse goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. “Hi, I’d like to learn to play … Read more
TIL: bumblebees can fly higher than mount Everest….. Kinda obvious. Considering mount Everest can’t fly
How come ants don’t get sick? …because they have lil’ anty-bodies