Two silkworms had a race… They ended up in a tie.
Down at the local zoo there are male kangaroos with massive balls that hop around the park, free to roam. Mind you, these roos are huge with big leathery ballsacks to match. One day a woman was busily staring at one of the big roos and admiring his enormous sack. Destined to know exactly what … Read more
Why does the stool you sit on to milk a cow only have 3 legs? Because the cow has the udder…
How do you make a walrus commit suicide? Point at its chest and say ‘What’s that?’
If you could cross a centipede with a turkey you would have enough turkey legs for everyone.