A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, “Jeesh. I wonder what happened to this Parrot?” The parrot says, “I was born this way. I’m a defective parrot.” “Holy shit,” the guy replies. “You actually … Read more
I think my goldfish likes it when I take him out of his bowl. He wags his tail a lot.
A man decided to go on a safari. He took his faithful dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long the dog discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dog thinks, … Read more
Spider spider on the wall, … Think you’re smart, you know it all, … You’ve climbed a wall that’s just been plastered, … And now you’re stuck you stupid bastard