A Gorilla is sitting in a tree…..and he is a pretty horny. There are no other apes around but he sees the lion eating a boar and he thinks about it and decides that a hole is a hole so he jumps down and fucks the lion in the ass.
The lion lets out a terrifying roar and whips around but the gorilla has already finished and is running through the jungle now.
The gorilla knows he can’t outrun the lion and he is gaining fast. Just then the gorilla hears the clanking of dishes and human voices. He turns and runs into the camp and everyone runs and the sight of this 600 lb Silverback Gorilla.
The gorilla goes into an empty tent and picks up a already lit cigar shoves it in his mouth, throws on a jungle helmet and hurriedly sits down and picks up the discarded newspaper.
Just then the lion busts through the tent flaps and looks around and asks “Excuse me sir, have you seen a gorilla come through here?”
Without lowering the paper or showing his face, the gorilla in a very convincing English accent replies ” Is this the same gorilla that fucked the lion in the ass?” The lion taken aback, grabs his own face and shrieks
“IT’S ALREADY IN THE PAPERS?!?”