A vegan, a bitcoin trader and someone who didn’t vote in the 2016 American election all walk into a bar. Who tells you about it first?
A dwarf walked into a bar. The bar for this joke is set pretty low.
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence.
A man walks into a bar. He asks the barkeeper: ‘Are there any brothels around? I am so fucking horny right now.’ The barkeeper says: ‘Well, there are no brothels here, but we have Steve.’ The man says: ‘Doesn’t matter. How much?’ ’80 bucks’, says the barkeeper. ‘So, how does it work? Do I give … Read more
A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem He tells the bartender,”Give me 2 shots of…” The bartender cuts him off saying,”You only get 1 shot.”