A Shot of Rum

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says, “what’ll you have?” The cat says, “A shot of rum.” The bartender pours the cat his drink. The cat slowly pushes the shot off the table. “Another.”

Doberman

A very timid little man walks into a Biker’s Bar… He walks up to the bartender and says, “Wh- Whose Doberman is outside?” A massive man nearby overhears, and immediately stands up. “It’s mine; what do you want?!” he shouts. “Uhh, m-m-my dog killed it”, the little man murmurs. “What kind of a dog do … Read more

The Doberman

A very timid little man walks into a Biker’s Bar… He walks up to the bartender and says, “Wh- Whose Doberman is outside?” A massive man nearby overhears, and immediately stands up. “It’s mine; what do you want?!” he shouts. “Uhh, m-m-my dog killed it”, the little man murmurs. “What kind of a dog do … Read more

Fruit Punch

Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. Bartender says, “Pal, if you want a punch you’ll have to stand in line” Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.