A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the bartender, who tells him to shut up and just drink his beer. Then it is time to pay and instead of giving three $1 dollar … Read more
ME: (In a bar) May I buy you a drink? … SHE: Alcohol is bad for my legs. … ME: Do they swell? … SHE: No. They spread.
A man and his family walk into a bar. Inside of the bar, the man’s youngest child sees a Native American sitting under a sign stating “World’s longest memory”. The child walks up to sign and decides to test if this sign is true. The child asks “What did you have for breakfast 30 years … Read more
A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, “Is this stool taken?”