A blonde goes on a diet where she skips every other day…She was happy about the weight loss, but sad about her worn out shoes!
Two blondes are going to Disney Land
At the turn off, they see a sign saying “Disneyland left”
They went home crying.
Two blondes walk into a tanning salon…
The receptionist asks, “Are you two sisters?”
They giggle and reply, “No, we aren’t even Catholic.”
I was on the phone to my blonde wife “I’m near home now love put the kettle on”
After a ten second pause I said “u still there love ?”
“yeah” she replied “I don’t think the kettle wants to talk right now”
I was worried that the mechanic would rip me off because I was a blonde woman.
Imagine my relief when I found out that I only needed indicator fluid.