Put The Kettle On

I was on the phone to my blonde wife “I’m near home now love put the kettle on”

After a ten second pause I said “u still there love ?”

“yeah” she replied “I don’t think the kettle wants to talk right now”

Rip Off

I was worried that the mechanic would rip me off because I was a blonde woman.

Imagine my relief when I found out that I only needed indicator fluid.