A blonde got tired of blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know … Read more
Two blondes go deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of sub-zero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said: ‘I’m chopping down the next tree I see. I don’t care whether it’s decorated or not !!!’
Two blondes are walking and one asks, “ which is closer, the moon or Florida?” And the other responds, “duh…… can you see Florida?”
An aircraft is flying when all over sudden a bird crashes through the cockpit and kills both the pilot and co pilot. Having heard the crash a blonde flight attendant rushes in to find out what happened. Once inside the cockpit the plane jerks and the cabin door slams shut and can’t be opened. So … Read more
A blonde goes on a diet where she skips every other day…She was happy about the weight loss, but sad about her worn out shoes!