Put The Kettle On

I was on the phone to my blonde wife “I’m near home now love put the kettle on” After a ten second pause I said “u still there love ?” “yeah” she replied “I don’t think the kettle wants to talk right now”

Rip Off

I was worried that the mechanic would rip me off because I was a blonde woman. Imagine my relief when I found out that I only needed indicator fluid.

How Many Fingers

A blonde gets knocked off her bike and takes a nasty whack to the head. A paramedic rushes over to check her for injuries. “How many fingers have I got up?” She suddenly bursts into tears. “Fuck me, I’m a paralysed from the waist down, I can’t feel any”

Blonde Siding

Two blondes decide their house needs new siding.. So they go out and buy the materials and return home to do the job. They decide it would be best for the first blonde to work on the front and the second on the back. After about an hour the first blonde goes to the back … Read more