Michael J Fox was arrested today for shoplifting. Serves him right for trying to steal a tambourine.
Kim Kardashian’s giant ass has it’s own birth certificate, and even has a legal name: Kanye.
Stephen Hawking. What all men look like to strippers.
What do me and Donald Trump have in common? We’d both date his daughter if she wasn’t his daughter.
A flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately. “Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty and quiet female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened, and the man she is with, is a fat old slob who … Read more