This Christmas, convince people you’re David Beckham, by taking your old Turkey carcass out to dinner.
Meghan Markle is rumoured to be spending Christmas with the Queen.
Followed by New Year with Princess Diana.
What is the difference between vanilla ice and black ice ?
You get a warning on the radio about how bad black ice is going to be.
Harry: “These condoms you bought me are several sizes too large.”
Meghan: “Oh, sorry luv. Old habits . . .”