I was standing in a queue when the Scouser next to me whispered, “Would you like to buy a Rolex?” “Let me see it first,” I replied. “Shh, not so loud,” he said, “the bloke in front of us is wearing it.”
A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect. Luckily the judge was lenient as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.
When I think about it, we are the ones to blame for all the crime and violence we have today, after all, we removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to get changed.
“So is that a gun in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?” “Both ,now get in the van”
Teacher: Why are you late to class? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.