Had to bury my mother-in-law today and I must admit it was quite a shocking experience. I didn’t expect her to scream for as long as she did.
A police officer asks a thief, “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!” The policeman asks, “When did he give it to you?” The thief tells him, “When I showed him the gun.”
White people don’t shoot each other in the streets like black people do… We shoot each other in school because we have class..
Tickling is just rape for beginners!