Some relationships are like birthday’s… Once the ‘cake’ has been eaten the party is over.
Anything you do for your girlfriend that makes other women go, “awwww” will have every man in the room thinking, “What a cunt.”
I was sat in front of a couple I didn’t know on the bus who were arguing. The girl was asking why the guy never made more of an effort romantically, but he’s saying that it doesn’t come naturally to him to make these big gestures. She keeps angrily saying he needs to be more … Read more
The hardest part of dating after 50 is holding in your farts for 3 hours!
Intelligence is the first thing I look for in woman.. Because if she doesn’t have THAT, I may just have a chance.