First night….

It was the first night with my blind girl -friend. When I finally put my penis in her hand she said, “No thanks, I don’t smoke.”

Bro come fast

I went to a restaurant.

It was full; no place to sit… I took out my mobile, Placed it to my ear and said loudly- “Bro come fast, she’s here with someone else… Six couples ran away

Make A Woman Go Awww

Anything you do for your girlfriend that makes other women go, “awwww” will have every man in the room thinking, “What a cunt.”