How Long ?

My girlfriend has just found out that I’m married. “I can’t believe this!” she screamed, “We’ve been together for five years and you didn’t think to tell me?” “I knew it would upset you,” I replied, “So I just didn’t say anything.” “How long have you been married for then?” she asked. I said, “Just … Read more

Little Secret

I took a girl on a date to a restaurant. “Babe, I need to tell you something,” I said. “What?” she asked. I said, “I’ve already got a girlfriend.” “Oh, you scared the hell out of me,” she replied, “I thought you didn’t have any money.”