Why can’t Stevie Wonder see his friends? … Because he’s married. … Hey – Do you know what Stevie Wonder’s house looks like?? …. Hell, Stevie doesn’t know either.
Uni-Ball pens missed one hell of an endorsement opportunity with Lance Armstrong.
My wife said we should get our twelve year old autistic son a fidget spinner to keep him occupied. I went one better, I showed him how to wank.
An armless man walks into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He orders a drink and when he has been served, asks the bartender if he would mind getting the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. The bartender obliges. Next the man asks if the bartender … Read more