If a person who stutters goes to prison. Do they finish their sentence?
Well, well, well… Welcome to stutter class.
There was a lady with 3 sons, named Rain, Snow and Brick Rain asked his mom, “Why is my name ‘Rain’?” “Because a raindrop fell on your head when you were born.” Then Snow asked his mom, “Why is my name ‘Snow’?” “Because a snowflake fell on your head when you were born.” Then Brick … Read more
I saw a kid pretending to be a dinosaur all by himself today, he looked lonely so I decided to join in. After a while his mum came out and told me off. It turns out he had Cerebral Palsy.
I phoned up to buy tickets for an Elvis tribute act. It was an automated phone system which said: ‘Press 1 for the money / 2 for the show’