My son is so ungrateful… I bought him a trampoline for his birthday… …And all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
A very handsome man gets into a terrible car accident. The doctors save his life, but he loses one eye. Before a nice glass one can be fitted, he is temporarily given a wooden eye. The man becomes very depressed because of his eye loss and sits at home, moping around. Eventually his friends come … Read more
There’s a hot, new deaf chick at work. I reckon I’m in with a shout.
People always say that two heads are better than one. Until it’s their baby.
I bought Stephen Hawking a slinky for his birthday this year…. I didn’t want the stairs in his house to go to waste.