The first time I played chess, I thought the castles moved diagonally. Rookie mistake.
Why were the star wars movies released 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8? In charge of planning Yoda was..
I’ve been watching the college girl’s beach volleyball today, and there has already been a bad wrist injury… The doctor says I should be OK by the morning though!
I went to the opera last night. They don’t like you joining in.
Porn movies are positive movies: No murder, No war, No fight, No conspiracy, No cheating, No racism, No religious fanatics, No language problem, No crying or teasing, Good cooperation, Good coordination, Natural acting, Everybody enjoys the climax, Lots of love, Alwayz a very happy ending for all characters! And the best part… No matter which … Read more