One disadvantage of my son being the only white kid in a class full of black kids is that on sports day he doesn’t stand a chance. One advantage is that at least I get to win the dads race !
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen … He was charged with impersonating a police officer.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Nigerian are in a maternity ward waiting room A nurse comes in and says, “Gentlemen, I’m sorry, but there’s been a mixup with the babies. Could you please help sort it out?” She takes them to the nursery and shows two white babies and one black baby. The Englishman … Read more
3 spies from England, France and Italy were sent to the USSR. After a week they were captured and put in jail. The Russians took the English spy, tied and tortured him and after 20 minutes he gave all the info. Then the Russians took the French spy. They tied and tortured him, and after … Read more
So I was minding my business in the library today when a black guy walked up to me and asked me where the colored printers were. I replied, “Dude, it’s 2017, you can use whatever printer you want.”