Do you own a Weedeater

Two Tennessee Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, “You know, I’m tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I’ll go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes.” Jim Bob thinks it’s a good idea, … Read more

Jumping Off A Cliff

I told one of my mates a joke today. I said, “a nigger and a jew jump off of a cliff, who hits the ground first? The nigger because chains fall faster than ashes.” “But wouldn’t all the coins in the jew’s pockets weigh him down?” He added. I replied, “the nigger stole them.”