I met an Asian girl today with the last name of “China”. It was her made-in name.
A while ago I had a blind date with a Jewish girl. She asked me for my number. I told her that we usually use names.
How do you treat a Jew with ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp.
A Mexican waiter put my food down in front of another white man who looked nothing like me. I get it now. Oh wait, that’s not my waiter.