Master Shi

A confused chinese student asks his master: “Master Shi, why do all chinese look the same?”

Then the Master replied: “I am not master Shi.”

Is there a doctor here?

A nice Indian woman gets up mid-flight to the US and shouts “Is there a doctor here?”

A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her: “I am. What is the problem?”

She replies: “Do you want to meet my daughter?”