Master Shi

A confused chinese student asks his master: “Master Shi, why do all chinese look the same?”

Then the Master replied: “I am not master Shi.”

Is there a doctor here?

A nice Indian woman gets up mid-flight to the US and shouts “Is there a doctor here?”

A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her: “I am. What is the problem?”

She replies: “Do you want to meet my daughter?”

nigger names

It’s ironic that niggers name their children with positive images like precious, pearl or happy, when names like nick or rob would be more appropriate.