Korean Look Alike

I work with a Korean guy called Kim and one time at a works function, we were having a drink and I said to him “Do you ever get fed up of us Westerners saying that all Korean people look the same”?

He replied “Kim’s at the bar getting drinks, I’m his wife”

Me No Wanna

One day in the old West, a lady is walking home with some heavy groceries. She comes upon an Indian brave and asks “can you help me carry these?”. To which the Indian replies “Me no wanna…me no wanna!”.

She insists, so he helps her. They get to her cabin, and she say “please come in!”. The Indian again replies “Me no wanna…me no wanna!”. Again she insists, and he goes inside.

Then she asks “can you help me take off my clothes?”. Again his reply is “Me no wanna…me no wanna!”. She insists again and so he does. Finally, she says “now, take off your clothes and climb on top of me!”.

The scared Indian says “Me no wanna…me no wanna!”. She insists one more time, so he does…. A few minutes later, they hear the sound of footsteps on her porch, and she says “It’s my husband! Get off of me!”.

The now sweaty Indian replies “Me no wanna…me no wanna!”.