Some kids start training to become Olympians at age 5. I’m still training my kids to come home from school with more than one shoe.
I’ve just had to take my son’s shitty diaper off. I’m not entirely sure why I tried it on in the first place.
Boy: Grandpa! Grandpa! Make a noise like a frog! Grandpa: Why would I do that? Boy: I heard mum telling dad, “We’ll move to a bigger house once your father croaks.”
My son said, “Dad, tell me about the time you fell in love with mom” I said, “I was 22, I walked into a bar and spotted the most gorgeous blonde I’d ever seen. Cupid fired his arrow the second I saw her.” He said, “So what happened?” “Nothing” I said, “The arrow missed and … Read more