Frog Noise

Boy: Grandpa! Grandpa! Make a noise like a frog! Grandpa: Why would I do that? Boy: I heard mum telling dad, “We’ll move to a bigger house once your father croaks.”

Falling for Mum

My son said, “Dad, tell me about the time you fell in love with mom” I said, “I was 22, I walked into a bar and spotted the most gorgeous blonde I’d ever seen. Cupid fired his arrow the second I saw her.” He said, “So what happened?” “Nothing” I said, “The arrow missed and … Read more