I went on the new ‘Two Week Crash Diet,’ swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in 2 weeks, I lost 14 days.
Yo mama’s so fat…
she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
I’m taking my wife for skydiving.
So if you see a solar eclipse today, don’t be surprised.
I went to see a fat magician the other night….
I bet he had a few Twix up his sleeve.
Yo mama so fat…
I pictured her in my head and broke my neck.