best way to lose weight

The best way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror.

The restaurant will ask you to leave before you can eat too much.


DOCTOR… “The tests came back, you’re obese”….
60 STONE GUY… “Yeah, it runs in my family”…
DOCTOR… “No one runs in your family you fat piece of shit”.

Gastric band

Wife asked her Husband for £10,000 to get a Gastric band fitted

He said “Here’s a fiver,get a fuckin padlock for the Fridge”