I went to see a fat magician the other night…. I bet he had a few Twix up his sleeve.
Yo mama so fat… I pictured her in my head and broke my neck.
What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A woman.
The wife is restless is bed tonight. There must be a cake in the fridge.
I went to the doctor and he told me “Don’t eat anything fatty.” I asked “No pizza? No burgers?” He replied “No fatty, just don’t eat anything.”