Gastric band

Wife asked her Husband for £10,000 to get a Gastric band fitted

He said “Here’s a fiver,get a fuckin padlock for the Fridge”

Cant Bend

You know you’re fat when you drop something and think to yourself

“Do I really need it?”

Fat Shaming

I don’t see why in this day and age there aren’t marches against fat shaming.

Because marches would definitely solve the problem.