Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
I recently added squats to my daily workout routine and I did so by moving my beer to the bottom shelf in my refrigerator.
How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four. One bodybuilder to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, “Really, dude, you look huge !”
If you think you aren’t creative… Buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it.
I almost forgot to update my status that I’d been to the gym. What a waste of a workout that would have been!