A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can’t go anywhere until you change it.
Success is like a fart. It only bothers people when it’s not their own.
“SHART! – A word that gets less funny every year!”
Whether you follow your head or you heart, be careful. One of them is clearly an idiot!
I Googled ‘who gives a fuck’. My name wasn’t there in the search results.