I Googled ‘who gives a fuck’. My name wasn’t there in the search results.
I’ve stopped caring what other people think. I hope everyone is OK with that.
When I told my friends about my Lamborghini, they laughed and said it was imaginary. Jokes on them, ’cause they’re imaginary, too.
The Great Wall of China Is famous because it’s the only Chinese product that lasted this long.
I’ve woken up over 10,000 times and I’m still not used to it.