Women In Bars

The women I meet in bars always have the worst pick up lines…

They’re like, “Hey, what’s your friend’s name?”

The Magic Watch

Man: “Have I shown you my magic watch?” …
….
Woman: “No, what does it do?” ….
….
Man: “It tells me you are not wearing any underwear.” …

Woman: “Well it must be broken because I am wearing underwear!” …

Man: “Hmm… It must be an hour fast.”