1 Million Dollars

A man walks up to a pretty woman in a bar.

He says “Would you have sex with me for one million dollars?”

“Sure!” The woman says.

The man asks ” Will you have sex with me for ten dollars?”

The woman angrily retorts “No! What do you think I am?!”

The man replies ” That has already been established, now we are just haggling over the price!”

Oh no you’re not,”

“First,” said the playboy, “I’m going to buy you a few drinks to loosen you up.”

“Oh no you’re not,” said the girl.

“Then I’ll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks.”

“Oh no you’re not.”

“Then I’ll take you to my place and keep serving you drinks.”

“Oh no you’re not.”

“Then I’m going to make violent, passionate love to you.”

“Oh no you’re not.”

“And I’m not going to wear a condom either!” said the guy.

“Oh yes you are!” said the girl.