The Creation of a Pussy

The creation of a pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,

Created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, with smart wit,

Using a knife,he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,

With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,

By using red velvet, he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,

With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,

He threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,

He touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,

Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,

He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.