The Creation of a Pussy

The creation of a pussy Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, Created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, Using a knife,he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and … Read more

Wheels Of The Bus

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round all day long. A cheerful way of telling your passengers that the brakes aren’t working.

Alternative Nursery Rhymes

1. Little miss muffet wanked on a tuffet with a dildo the size of her arm, along came a nigger who’s cock was much bigger and did her some permanent harm. 2. Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow? i live in a flat you stupid twat, how the fuck would i know. … Read more