Wheels Of The Bus

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round all day long. A cheerful way of telling your passengers that the brakes aren’t working.

Alternative Nursery Rhymes

1. Little miss muffet wanked on a tuffet with a dildo the size of her arm, along came a nigger who’s cock was much bigger and did her some permanent harm. 2. Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow? i live in a flat you stupid twat, how the fuck would i know. … Read more