The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round all day long. A cheerful way of telling your passengers that the brakes aren’t working.
Here’s to the girl in the little red shoes … She likes her nookie, she likes her booze … She lost her cherry but that’s no sin, … She still has the box that the cherry came in!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock. Little Bo Peep was sucking his cock. As soon as he came she started to weep.She could tell by the taste he was shagging her sheep.
1. Little miss muffet wanked on a tuffet with a dildo the size of her arm, along came a nigger who’s cock was much bigger and did her some permanent harm. 2. Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow? i live in a flat you stupid twat, how the fuck would i know. … Read more
Mary had a mountain bike… She rode it back to front…. Every time the wheel went round… A spoke went up her cunt.