Wheels Of The Bus

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round all day long.

A cheerful way of telling your passengers that the brakes aren’t working.

Alternative Nursery Rhymes

1. Little miss muffet wanked on a tuffet with a dildo the size of her arm, along came a nigger who’s cock was much bigger and did her some permanent harm.

2. Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow? i live in a flat you stupid twat, how the fuck would i know.

3. Mary had a little lamb its fleece was white and whispy, along came foot and mouth disease and now its brown and crispy.

4. Mary had a little lamb, she took it to a wedding, she the tied it to a tombstone and kicked the fuckers head in.

5. Mary had a little lamb she tied it to a pylon, 10,000 volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon.