I’m divorcing my wife. First it was the poolboy, then the mailman, her ex-boyfriend, and my best friend. It’s pretty clear… I just really love dick.
Why are gay men so mean? NSFW Because they’re all fucking assholes.
Four gay guys are sitting in a hot tub. Suddenly, a wad of jizz comes floating to the surface, so one of the guys points at the others and says “okay, who farted?”!
My friends boast about their 16″ rims… … But that’s because they are all in the slam.
What do you feed a gay horse? Hayyyy!!!