Brian May Autobiography

Queen guitarist, Brian May, has said in his new book that he is sure Freddie Mercury would still be alive today if a combined drugs therapy had arrived just a few months sooner. I reckon he would still be alive today if he hadn’t had all those cocks up his arse.

Rumour Going Around

There’s a rumour going around my village that my wife gave the local builder a blow job after he completed some work for us. Well that’s a load of bollocks. The only person home that day was our cross dressing son.