I told my gay friend I could turn fruits into vegetables so he told me to prove it. So I pushed him off a balcony.
Queen guitarist, Brian May, has said in his new book that he is sure Freddie Mercury would still be alive today if a combined drugs therapy had arrived just a few months sooner. I reckon he would still be alive today if he hadn’t had all those cocks up his arse.
There’s a rumour going around my village that my wife gave the local builder a blow job after he completed some work for us. Well that’s a load of bollocks. The only person home that day was our cross dressing son.
Lesbians, if you hate men so much, stop trying to look like them! You don’t see Jews dressed as Nazis