What do you feed a gay horse? Hayyyy!!!
My lesbian neighbours are celebrating one year of marriage today. I’ve sent them a ‘Happy Fannyversary’ card.
I refused to believe I was gay and dyslexic. I was in Daniel.
I’m opening a new gay club called “Garage Sale” Because one mans junk is another mans treasure!
Good: A hot girl hugs you. Bad: You get an erection. Worse: You realize it’s not yours. Worst: Now even you get an erection.