China

Do you rember the song China in your hand from the 80s…….

Because every time I sneeze its like having China in your hand

And the best part is the germs just shuffle off it

Cough For Me

I was feeling a bit ill, so I went to the doctor.
“Cough for me please…
“Cough again…
“Okay, I have your diagnosis: you have a cough.”