Did you hear about the guy who swallowed a yo yo?…It was up and down for while there!
I suffer from diarrhoea.
My father suffers from diarrhoea as did his father
Runs in the family.
The best thing about being schizophrenic is that it turns a wank into an orgy
The year is 2017. There are machines which can look through skin and see bones.
There are machines which keep you alive when your brain and heart have stopped.
There’s even a machine that can tell you who your parents are with a single drop of spit.
However, when I need my prostate checking, a man sticks his finger up my arsehole and wriggles it about a bit.
At first i thought i could handle being a police detective with schizophrenia….
But now i’m starting to question myself !!!