Cough For Me

I was feeling a bit ill, so I went to the doctor.
“Cough for me please…
“Cough again…
“Okay, I have your diagnosis: you have a cough.”

Ingvar Kamprad

Ikea founder Ingvar Kamprad has died at the age of 91.

It’s not known how his vast wealth will be divided by his family, as his solicitor says he left no instructions.