iPhone vs Samsung

iPhone user: The new iPhone is coming out.
Samsung user: What’s new?
iPhone user: We’re getting facial recognition.
Samsung user: Had that 4 year’s ago next.
iPhone user: We’re getting wireless charging.
Samsung user: Had that 2 year’s ago next.
iPhone user: We’re getting water resistance.
Samsung user: Had that 3 year’s ago next.
iPhone user: Nothing is better that an iPhone.
Samsung user: Your screen is from Samsung you know, it’s our technology.
iPhone user: What am i paying for then?
Samsung user: A galaxy s6.