Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it “Bang” I mean, think about it.. “I BANGED Emma Watson last night.”
How do you know a girl on Tinder is real? When they ignore you.
I definitely watch too much porn on my phone, even autocorrect is on to me. I go to put a single kiss at the end of a text and it suggests ‘xhamster’.
I really hate people who brag about their expensive stuff.. Sent from my iPhone 7 Plus EDIT : had to manage as my MacBook Pro ran out of battery.
I was watching porn last night when my Nan walked in. Not the best way to find out what she does for a living.