Bragging

I really hate people who brag about their expensive stuff..
Sent from my iPhone 7 Plus

EDIT : had to manage as my MacBook Pro ran out of battery.

Nan’s Job

I was watching porn last night when my Nan walked in.

Not the best way to find out what she does for a living.

Amazing Internet

The internet is an amazing thing, One minute I’m at work looking up random pages passing the time.

The next minute I’m at home looking for a new job.