Iphone download speeds

Michael: iPhone download speeds on AT&T are ridiculously slow!

Jon: Tell me about it, this morning I logged into “Just 18” porno website.

By the time the first page had loaded, all the girls looked like they were in their mid 40s.

My Friends on Facebook

THIS PRETTY MUCH DEFINES All OF MY FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK

1) The “Rooster” – Feels that it is his/her job to tell Facebook “Good Morning” every day.

2) The “Lurker” – never likes or comments on my post, but reads everything, and might make reference to my status if they…see me in public.

3) The “Hyena” – Doesn’t ever really say anything,just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.

4) “Mr/Ms Popular” – Has 4,367 friends for NO reason.

5) The “Gamer” – Plays FarmVille, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY. (My wife)

6) The “Cynic” – Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.

7) The “Collector” – Never posts anything either, but joins every group and becomes a fan of the most random stuff.

8) The “Promoter” – Always sends event invitations to things that I ultimately delete or ignore.

9) The “Liker” – Never actually says anything, but always clicks the “like” button.

10) “Drama Queen/ King” – This person always posts stuff like “I can’t believe this!”, or “They gonna make me snap today!”, in the hope that I will ask what happened, or what’s wrong…but then they never finish telling the story.

11) The “News” – Always updates me on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary, and Lastly….

12) The “Thief” – Steals my status updates… and will probably steal this one.. ….Which one are you??

World Domains

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:

A site called Who Represents where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name is
www.whorepresents.com

Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company
www.powergenitalia.com

And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales
www.molestationnursery.com

If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com