Familiar Accent

An Irishman in a bar hears a familiar accent, and says to the guy next to him “Are you Irish, then?” “That I am” “Well I”l be, let’s have a whiskey! Where are you from?” “Dublin” “Me too!, That calls for another drink: Bartender!” “Where in Dublin”, says the other feller “Temple Bar” “Fuck Me! … Read more

Smart Pills

One day, Paddy and Mick were walking through the Woods when they saw some Rabbit Shit. Paddy said: “What’s That”..?? “‘They’re Smart Pills,” says Mick “Eat them and they’ll make you smarter”.. So Paddy ate them and said: “Jeez. They taste like Shit”.. “See,” says Mick, “You’re getting fucking smarter already.”.

Why So Happy

Mike says, “Pat, what are you so happy for?” “Well Mike, I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxin’ my boat, just waxin’ my boat, and a redhead came up to me.. tits out to here, Mike. Tits out to here! She says, ‘Can I have a ride in your boat?’ I said ‘Sure … Read more

Huge Parcel

Paddy walked into a post office, ” I need to buy a box to post a parcel please” “How big”? asked the lady “4” x 4″ by 100 feet” said Paddy “What on earth are you posting”? asked the lady “It’s bloody Mick” said Paddy “He’s moved to Dublin and left his hose pipe behind”.