If you’re flying on an aircraft and you hear the infamous announcement “Does anyone know how to fly a plane?” Your answer should always be “Yes”. -If you’re going to die, you may as well die flying a jumbo jet.
My uncle runs a clinic inside a hotel in Spain He come out late at night to ring people’s doorbells. Because nobody suspects The Spanish Inn Physician The man says to the officer, “no this is my pet turtle. I bring him down here everyday and let him go for a swim. He swims across … Read more
What kind of eclipse is it when the sun moves in front of the moon? An Apocaclipse.
So an old friend called and asked me if I could loan her $400 to help her pay the rent. I told her to give me a minute and let me check my bank account and I’ll call her right back.” Before I could check my funds, her sister called and said, “Don’t give her … Read more
I asked my best friend why, at the age of 30, i was still a virgin?. “Don’t worry” he said “The next Star Wars convention we go to we’ll get ourselves some ladies”.