The Pope and Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leaned towards Mr. Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of … Read more
What joke has the slowest build-up to the shittiest punchline? Life
My grandad always said ‘don’t believe everything you hear’… It was great advice. Or was it?
I don’t have much ambition in life…. but just once I’d like to go to the cinema and see a film start without eating any of my popcorn.
I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline. A kid answered, called me a cunt and told me to fuck off.