Teacher asks her class.
“If your Mother was a cartoon character who would she be?”
Little Mary says, “My Mummy would be Cinderella because she looks like a princess”.
Little Tommy says “My Mummy would be Penolope Pitstop because she’s a brilliant driver.”
Relunctly she gets to Little Johnny, and Little Johnny Says.
My Mum would be Kungfu Panda miss, you should see the fucking size of her black eyes my Dad gave her when he came home early from work and caught her sucking off the window cleaner”.