At age 13, Little Johnny was blessed with an eight inch penis… And three years later, that priest went to prison.
Little Johnny’s teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail. Little Johnny says, “De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail.”
The English teacher says to little Johnny- I told you to write this sentence 10 times to improve your handwriting but you’ve only written it 9 times. Little Johnny replies, yea I’m shit at arithmetic as well
Little Johnny and his pal Billy were walking in the park when they passed three ladies eating bananas on a bench. “Howdy ladies,” Little Johnny said as he passed three women. “Do you know them?” Billy asked. “No,” Little Johnny replied, “I’ve never met the nun, the pro-stit-ute or the bride we just passed.” “How … Read more
A bloke is pottering about in his garage,changing his fan belt on his car,when little Johnny from next door walks in and say’s “do ya mind if I watch ya Mr?” “No not at all” replies the bloke and gets a spanner from his toolbox. Little Johnny say’s “My dad’s got 2 of them ya … Read more