Get your Lips off my Wife

I walked in last night to find a paramedic crouching over my wife. “Get your lips off my wife,” I snapped pulling him off her. “But sir, I’m not kissing her!” He pleaded. “She’s stopped breathing.” “Do I need to repeat myself?

The Rose Garden

One day The guru told the disciple : Go to the rose garden and come back with the tallest rose plant. One condition is that you should not come back the same path you took while going. The disciple went to the garden and came back empty handed. When asked why, the disciple gave his … Read more