I walked in last night to find a paramedic crouching over my wife. “Get your lips off my wife,” I snapped pulling him off her. “But sir, I’m not kissing her!” He pleaded. “She’s stopped breathing.” “Do I need to repeat myself?
My wife has been telling her friends that she has a pet pig at home. Lying cow, I’ve never seen it in all the years of living with her.
One day The guru told the disciple : Go to the rose garden and come back with the tallest rose plant. One condition is that you should not come back the same path you took while going. The disciple went to the garden and came back empty handed. When asked why, the disciple gave his … Read more
Apple introduces HomePod device that hears everything you say, knows every answer, and controls your entire home. Shouldn’t it be called the iWife?