Ok I found this joke a while ago and loved it..it’s a ? bit long but worth it ..it will help you understand and a basic problem most couples have.
One evening last week my girlfriend and I were getting into bed, well the passion starts to heat up and she eventually says ‘ I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.’
I said ‘WHAT?? what was that ?
So she says the words thy every boyfriend dreads to hear..
‘your just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man..
She responded to my puzzled look by saying ‘Cant you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom.’
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep..
The very next day I opted to take the day off work to spend time with her, we went to a nice lunch then went shopping at a big unnamed department store.
I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits, she couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we would just buy all of them.. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes so I said ‘let’s get a pair for each outfit..
We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.. Let me tell you, she was soo excited .. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis..
I think I threw her for a loop when I said that’s fine honey.. She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all the excitement.. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said ‘ I think this I all hun, let’s go to the cashier’
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, ‘ no honey, I don’t feel like it’.
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled ‘WHAT’
I then said ‘ Honey I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.. Your just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman..
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added ‘ Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you’
Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either.. But atleast the bitch knows I’m smarted than her ..
What you think?? ?