Rolex or Threesome

For my birthday, my girlfriend said I could either have a Rolex or a threesome. Both sound cool in theory, but a Rolex is expensive and there’s no way I would be able to please 2 women when I can barely last 30 seconds with my girlfriend. I’d get too nervous. But at the same … Read more

Tom’s Scrotum

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t … Read more