Late for work? Call your boss and tell him you’re not coming. He will be so surprised when you show up that he’ll forget you were late.
BOSS: I’ve called you here because I suspect one of you is an owl?.. ME: Who?.. Everyone stares at me, even Gary whose head is turned 180°..
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving … Read more
Team work is very important, It means you can always blame someone else.
I went for a job interview on Friday and was asked to describe myself in three words. “Violent when disappointed,” I replied. I hope to get appointment letter on Monday.