My boss told me I intimidate my coworkers So I just stared at him until he apologized.
Interviewer: So, tell me about yourself. Me: I’d rather not… I kinda want this job.
My boss touched me inappropriately at work today. But it’s okay, i’m self-employed.
Late for work? Call your boss and tell him you’re not coming. He will be so surprised when you show up that he’ll forget you were late.
BOSS: I’ve called you here because I suspect one of you is an owl?.. ME: Who?.. Everyone stares at me, even Gary whose head is turned 180°..