Office Owl

BOSS: I’ve called you here because I suspect one of you is an owl?.. ME: Who?.. Everyone stares at me, even Gary whose head is turned 180°..

Me First

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving … Read more