I went for a job interview on Friday and was asked to describe myself in three words. “Violent when disappointed,” I replied. I hope to get appointment letter on Monday.
I filled out a job application last week….. and under disabilities I put narcolepsy and Tourette’s syndrome. So not only will I be able to sleep at work, but if someone tries to wake me up I can tell them to fuck off.
Boss:- We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir. Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
What’s the difference between a good secretary and a personal secretary? One says “Good morning, boss”. The other says “It’s morning, boss.”