Football in Heaven

Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, “Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, … Read more

3 Sisters

Three sisters ages 72, 74, and 76 live in a house together. One night the 76 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs “was I getting in or out of the bath?” The 74 year old yells back “I don’t know. I’ll come up and … Read more

Calling For It

A 60-year-old man goes to a nudist colony for a month. [NSFW] He walks in and goes to the reception, hands in his clothes and the worker shows him his room. Not long after there is a gorgeous woman at the door, and he immediately gets an erection. The woman asks “are you calling for … Read more

Sexual Relations

An elderly couple was sitting together watching television. During a commercial the husband asked his wife, “Whatever happened to our sexual relations?” After a long thoughtful silence, the wife replied during the next commercial: “You know, I don’t know. I don’t even think we got a Christmas card from them this year!”