A 100 year old Japanese man is being interviewed for a newspaper piece about extreme old age. and the reporter asks “do you think there’s any merit to the stereotype that people from this village live a lot longer than others?” The old man thinks for a second and says “you know, I’m not sure. … Read more
Life is about changing perspectives and priorities: I used to worry if one of my hairs was out of place, now I don’t care if they both are.
Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, “Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, … Read more
Three sisters ages 72, 74, and 76 live in a house together. One night the 76 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs “was I getting in or out of the bath?” The 74 year old yells back “I don’t know. I’ll come up and … Read more
How do you know when your getting old. When wet dreams and dry farts swap round