An elderly couple was sitting together watching television. During a commercial the husband asked his wife, “Whatever happened to our sexual relations?” After a long thoughtful silence, the wife replied during the next commercial: “You know, I don’t know. I don’t even think we got a Christmas card from them this year!”
When I have to make a difficult decision in life I think “What would my grandfather do?” Then I leave home in my underwear and shout at random strangers.
An old man was walking in the forest when he heard by his feet a very weak voice. He bent down to look and saw that the voice came from a little frog: “I’m a beautiful, erotic and sensual princess, skilled in all the carnal pleasures of love. An evil queen, envious of my charms, … Read more
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels bikers walked in. … The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie, and then he took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man and spit into … Read more